Piece Of Rope Walks Into A Bar

The bartender stops him and says hey.

Piece of rope walks into a bar.

A rope walks into a bar sits down orders a drink. A piece of rope walks into a bar. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. Not pleased with his appearance he takes a comb and combs out his ends.

A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says hey bartender give me a drink the bartender acknowledges the rope but as he s handing him the drink stops suddenly and says get out of my bar. We don t serve your kind here so the piece of rop. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves.

Rope walks outside frizzes up his hair and ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. A length of rope walks into a bar.

Hey shouts the bartender but the panda yells back i m a panda. He stands up straight he s nice and clean his end is cut nice and clean across like a crew cut. Get the hell outta here the piece of rope leaves. He tells the bartender i d like three shots of your finest irish whiskey please the bartender lines the three shots up for him the gent pays for his drinks enjoys the whiskeys and leaves without another word.

Aren t you that rope i just sent out of here to which the rope replies no. The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door. Then he pulls out a gun fires it in the air and heads for the door. Twine cord thread strand rope series sequence wire bead draw chain train arrange set up string up string along violin contrabass cello necklace viola tie fiddle guitar double bass number two chord four trio seven five.

10 funniest man walked into a bar jokes slideshow. A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar. A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. The bartender looks at him and says get out we don t serve ropes in here the rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Bartender says hey aren t you the same piece of rope that i just kicked out of here rope says no i m a frayed knot.